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Please read the following if you’re here because you’re planning to pitch me for something, just so neither of us wastes their time:

  1. My present employer is Automattic. If you’re planning to pitch me something related to a post anywhere on the Internet that has another employer in my byline, I can’t help you. Sorry!
  2. If you’re already in touch with someone at Woo, please chat with them first re: working together.
  3. If you want to write for Woo, please do not send me a generic pitch for your generic marketing content. This makes me a sad penguin. Introduce yourself first and we’ll figure out if there’s a fit.
  4. I am not seeking paid writing gigs or even remotely interested in finding a new job.

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